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Name: Keeley Joy H-D
Age: 18
Birthday: 23rd April
Location: London, England
Occupation: University student - Forensic Science
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57) Zombiefied, ahhh! posted Nov 14th 2009, 10:43AM
Mood: BoredMusic: Southern Cross ~ 403 Forbiddena
KIWI SAYS

Oh yes, I've come back to life! RAAAWWWRRRR!!!
Basically I have a scanner cable at last and now I can upload art! ^o^

Oh btw...



And now for a quiz stolen from .

1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT?
I have a scar on my right knee from when I fell off a bike when I was 5.

2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?
A ton of pics of Kiwi drawn by awesome people, some dragon pics, a couple of Chinese scrolls, some anime posters and a Naruto scroll.

3. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP?
Apparently I mumble nonsense.

4. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO?
Rock/Techno aka Daft Punk, The Killers and La Roux.

5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN?
Happy fun time!

6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW?
A BEARDED DRAGON.

7. WHAT DO YOU MISS?
Lakeside shopping centre... and Yo! Sushi...

8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION?
My laptop coz I have no life c:

9. HOW TALL ARE YOU?
5’1” aka shortass.

10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC?
Not unless my face is covered.

11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK?
Nope! I just fall over.

12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY?
Echo, you fag >:c

13. WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR?
Needles. And dying a slow, painful death while my friends are tortured around me.

14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX?
Any hair colour is cool if it’s styled well. And green eyes win.

15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF PROPOSING?
Wait, ME proposing? To myself? Am I gonna be that lonely? :c

16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK?
35p energy drink from the corner shop. I cannot live without.
17. FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING?
Texas BBQ chicken from Domino’s, omg.

18. IF YOU COULD EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
The rest of the Lindt chocolates in the box next to me... oh wait, I already did.

19. FAVORITE COLOR OF ALL TIME?
Purple, or black with lime green!

20. HAVE YOU EVER EATEN A GOLDFISH?
No but I went to school with someone who did. And I’ve eaten soap. And tin foil.

21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST MEANINGFUL GIFT YOU'VE EVER RECEIVED?
I can’t remember! Probably money

22. DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH?
...Mebbe.

23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED?
No.

24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND?
Oooh, a tie between Living Dead Souls and Cyberdog!

30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED:
NINE THOUSAAAAAAAND.

31. BLONDES OR BRUNETTES?
GINGERS. JEEZ.

32. FAVORITE QUOTE?
"Talking to you is like having a period.” ~ Ami from Toradora!

33. FAVORITE PLACE?
EXPO OMG.

34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE USA?
Go to hell, American quizwriters.

35. YOUR WEAKNESSES?
Sushi and cyber clothing ._.

36. MET ANYONE FAMOUS?
Jo Brand (comedienne), Sonia Leong (manga artist), Emma Vieceli (manga artist), Marc Ellerby (comic artist) and Craig Charles (actor).

37. FIRST JOB?
Never had one coz I’m a lazy bum.

38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL?
Yes.

39. DO YOU THINK EVERYONE OUT THERE HAS A SOULMATE?
I think everyone has a few soulmates, maybe.

40. WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE YOU FILLED THIS OUT?
Playing Oblivion

41. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY?
I had a hairclip removed from my head...

42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST?
My art, believe it or not.

43. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES?
Nope! Hooray for nice teeth c:

44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY?
A BEARDED DRAGOOOOON. Well no, coz I’m buying him myself. I dunno, I haven’t thought about it yet. Christmas is more important first.

45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT AND THEIR NAMES?
259 AND THEY SHALL ALL BE CALLED NEMO. Actually, I will have at least a girl called Freya.

46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?
Keely Smith and my mum spelt her name wrong, epic fail.

47. WHAT IS THE BIGGEST TURN OFF IN THE OPPOSITE SEX?
It’s just hilarious when a guy’s trousers are too short and you can see his socks

48. WHAT IS ONE THING YOU LIKED ABOUT HIGH SCHOOL?
It was fun to stalk the dinnerladies.

49. WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE?
Asda 52p crap.

50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
It is like trying to read spiders.

51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?
Chicken! 8D

52. ANY BAD HABITS?
Scratching my nails off.

53. ARE YOU A JEALOUS PERSON?
I’d be lying if I said I didn’t get jealous of some things occasionally.

54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?
Hell yeah! I’d be my only friend! 8D

55. DO YOU AGREE WITH FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS?
What?

56. DO LOOKS MATTER?
No :c But if someone puts a lot of effort in to look amazing, it’s awesome!

57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER?
I rant at people on MSN and eat chocolate =D

58. WOULD YOU RATHER GAIN 58 POUNDS OR LOSE 58 POUNDS.
LOSEPLZ.

60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD?
Dinosaurs 8D

61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE?
I dunno :c

62. WERE YOU A FAN OF BARNEY AS A LITTLE KID?
Heck yes, that fat purple dinosaur was my hero!

63. DO YOU USE SARCASM?
Too much D:

64. MASHED POTATOES OR MACARONI AND CHEESE?
Mac and cheese, mmm.

65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL?
Big tits.

66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES?
Kiwi and Gay Blue Cow c:

67. FAVORITE SUPER POWER?
Teleportation, that would rock 8D

68. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW?
Mock the Week! But my fav anime is Naruto c:

69. WHAT'S THE BEST WAY TO DEAL WITH YOUR ENEMIES?
Ignore them?

70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR?
Ben & Jerry’s Half Baked, omgyum!

71. DO YOU HAVE ALL YOUR FINGERS AND TOES?
Lolyes.

72. DO YOU HAVE A COMPUTER IN YOUR ROOM?
Mah laptop!

73. PLANS FOR TONIGHT?
Watch Detective Conan, draw, sleep.

74. WHERE DO YOU WANT TO LIVE WHEN YOU ARE OLDER?
Hmmm, I want to travel. I’ve considered living abroad, at least for a while. Sweden is high on the list =D

75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?
I really do not care, I’m just bored!

76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO?
My random iPod playlist, the current song is Southern Cross by 403 Forbiddena

77. LAST THING YOU DRANK?
I’m drinking water c:

78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?
Lizzie while cooking dinner!

79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE SEX?
Hair c:

80. WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO DO IN YOUR SPARE TIME?
Draw... and crap like that 8D

81. FAVORITE THING TO HATE?
Myself, ha!

82. FAVORITE SEASON OF THE YEAR?
Spring or a cool summer.

83. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE TYPE OF CANDY?
OMG those blackberries/raspberries which are jelly inside *is an addict*

84. HAVE YOU EVER REALLY AND TRULY HAD A BEST FRIEND?
Yus! Liz and Amala are my best friends c:

85. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOR?
Aubern with black stripes... which are fading, grr...

86. EYE COLOR?
Dark green.

87. SHOE SIZE?
7-8 depending on the shoe c:

88. FAVORITE FAST FOOD PLACE?
KFC!

89. FAVORITE RESTAURANT?
Yo! Sushi

90. DO YOU LIKE SUSHI?
LOL JUST A BIT. IT IS MY LIFE.

91. WATCH TV TODAY?
I’m watching Detective Conan 8D

92. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR?
My birthday x3

93. PLAY ANY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS?
I had keyboard lessons but I got bored.

94. REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT?
Screw politics.

95. KISSES OR HUGS?
Free hugs! 8D

96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS?
Relationships of course. DIRTY HOE.

97. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT?
A Cornish pasty 8D

98. WOULD YOU EVER BE A HOUSEWIFE?
...Yes.

99. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING?
Nothing at the moment... unless you count An Introduction to the English Legal System 4th Edition?

Random Fact #100
The cake is a lie.

OTHER NEWS
I am the most bored person on the entire planet at this moment in time. Entertain me plz ;-;

I RECOMMEND
Ben & Jerry's Half Baked, mmmm~!

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ionic the hedgehog Says: (Nov 19th 2009, 1:22AM)
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sorry for all the comments me can't help it |D
Kyo Shiomi Says: (Oct 21st 2009, 3:03PM)
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BOO >:3
Yoli the Wonderer Says: (Oct 18th 2009, 5:10AM)
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Your art is disgustingly cute as usual, I see.

I am loving the evolution of your style. It's really becoming something more.
Rieal Dragonsbane Says: (Oct 6th 2009, 6:07PM)
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Haaaallo.
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